Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Law Library

Observation 1: To the guy wearing the jacket with "Jesus loves even me" emblazoned across the back of it. First of all, why "even" you? I mean, if Jesus loves William Hung and George W Bush, then surely you're in there with a shot... unless you've killed babies or something. Second of all, how do you think Jesus feels about this kind of blatant advertising. I appreciate you wanting to use yourself as a massive billboard but you should consider marketing something more profitable. Like the World Cup or Pepsi. And on an aside, I wonder how people would react if I walked into the library with "Praise Allah" on my back. Probably I would be in an ASIO interrogation facility by now.

Observation 2: To the fat Korean guy who clearly decided it would be efficient to make a phone call while peeing, damn! I mean dude! And you went in the cubicle too which is freakin' loud! How could your homeboy/girlfriend/boss/family-member not realise? Terrible!

Note to self: The coffees at Porta Via are terrible... Terrible! Especially the milky ones... always always get double espresso and then gulp it. The muffins aren't bad though, and the Thai chicken pie is pretty good!

Over and out.
Alex

PS. Danger Doom is tops.